The Bronx is up, and the Battery’s down

July 15, 2009

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I’m heading to New York for the week – it’s been far too long, and I’m way excited. I’m also really looking forward to flying Virgin Air, since I heard they have WiFi on the plane and you can order drinks directly from the screen in front of your chair.

Since I’ll be on the go, posting will be limited through next Tuesday, though knowing me, I’ll find a way to get some stuff up. It is currently far too early in the morning for me to generate the appropriate enthusiasm, so suffice to say: hooray New York!

Also, hooray… coffee!


“Auto-Tune The News”: Satire, Remixed

July 14, 2009
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More like "Hell Yes!"

I’ve been aware of the YouTube phenomenon “Auto-Tune The News” for some time – I think that maybe Sullivan linked to one of their videos a while back, or someone similar. I knew it was similar to the impressive, if somewhat annoying, Slap-Chop remix that got so much play a few months back.  Take regular folks talking on the TV, run it through Antares Auto-Tuning software, and boom!  Instant remix.

However, I hadn’t really watched one until just this week, when my buddy Brian sent me a link to the sixth edition, named, naturally, “Auto-Tune The News #6.” I took his recommendation and watched it, and thought it was great.  Then, I watched it again, and thought it was really great. And then the addiction started to creep in… I found I couldn’t stop watching it, I’d finish it and then play it again, play it for friends, email it to other friends, unable to get over the hooks, the grooves, the ridiculous awesomeness of it all.

There’s really no point in talking more about this until you’ve seen it, so:

I mean, Holy. Crap. The strength of the writing, the jokes upon jokes, the tiny visual puns (The puppet!  The Pelosi cowbell! “Junkie Einstein” attempting to light up a piece of (bread?) as “Olga Barth” drools ice cream all over herself, all while a re-tuned John Boehner gets gospel and testifies about Freedom!) …this is some seriously amazing stuff.

The videos are the work of The Gregory Brothers, a band made up of the three brothers Gregory – Evan, Andrew, and Michael, as well as vocalist/guitarist Sarah Fullen.  They perform as their own pop/rock group (check out their Myspace Page for more info), and sound great. Fullen can really wail, and the few videos of them playing their own music show a solid, straight-ahead soul/pop sound.  So, while I’m sure that was going just fine for them, I’m not sure where, along the line, they started to start doing news autotuning, but damn – I believe they have found their calling.

After listening to #6 several times, I went back and watched several of the other ATTN videos. The most successful one was ATTN #2, which has over a million views on YouTube, and it’s funny, to be sure – a Kanye-esque remix of Sean Hannity, Fox News Roundtables, and Katie Couric, loaded with bleeps, bloops, and “shawtayee’s.”  But as cool as that one is, the newest video is an almost revolutionary step forward for a number of reasons.

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Bill's so happy to be gambling!

For starters, the group has clearly gotten a lot better at using Autotune – the range of each “unintentional singer” has increased significantly, which allows for much greater freedom in how their words are put to music.  In addition to that, whatever they’re using to rhythmically shift the vocals is doing more heavy lifting and being used more effectively, and the way that the speakers’ odd cadences have been “Beat Detectived” into the groove makes for some really left-handed, hip rhythms. I refer you again to John Boehner’s speech about the “Freedom to allow the American people to.. /live /their /lives.”  Nice.

Due to those two technical advances, ATTN #6 allows the politicians and pundits themselves to sing most of the lead lines, as opposed to the green-screened musicians from the band – which makes a humongous difference. In previous versions of ATTN, a lot of the vocal parts were performed by the Gregorys and Sarah, relying heavily on comedy material written after the fact, rather than the actual dialogue of the TV show being auto-tuned.  Don’t get me wrong, that stuff is really funny and they’re great singers, but the hook has always been that the NEWS was the thing being auto-tuned, and previous editions made me want more of that.  Maybe I’m spoiled by seeing #6 first, but the way that they coaxed some straight bitchin’ performances out of Michelle Bachmann and John Boehner was just amazing, and there’s no going back.

Which brings me to the last, and largest improvement made in ATTN #6 – the music.  The track is a remixed version of the tune “100th Sight,” from brother Michael’s side project Kaplukus (you can download the tune on iTunes here), and man, it burns. The unending modulations and builds, the hilariously over-the-top hi-hat, the layered vocal harmonies, it all makes for a pretty beastly tune.  You can actually download an MP3 of ATTN #6 here, and while with past editions, watching the news be auto-tuned was an integral part of the experience, this track is strong enough to stand on its own. Particularly a couple of the hooks – Boehner’s “Hell No” section is inspired, and the Michael Jackson-themed “Wake Up Dead” has been stuck in my head all day.

I think we may be looking at a rising force in satire here – much like Andy Samburg’s Lonely Island comedy group rose to prominence through their “Lazy Sunday” video, if SNL or some other major network show picks up “Auto-Tune the News,” (and I saw somewhere that Attack of the Show already played it), we’ll be hearing more and more from these guys, and on a grander stage.

Which would be just freakin’ fine by me – the incredible improvement that they’ve shown since their first edition speaks to The Gregory Brothers’ exceptional talent and hard work, and all but promises even funnier, crazier, catchier music in the future. Bravo.

Auto Tune Waking Up Is A Strange Reason To Die

Waking up is, indeed, a strange reason to die.


Reason #924 Why I Love Phoenix Wright

July 13, 2009

Each of the many, many (many) cases Phoenix tries in court is adjudicated by the kindly, spacey, reliably clueless Judge.  Throughout all of the games, this nameless man is the solitary face of justice:

Phoenix Wright Mr. Judge

Except! A single time, in the third game, in order to stop the proceedings in the courtroom next door, Phoenix barges across the hall at the last minute and interrupts the trial, coming face-to-face with a second Judge, who appears to be…

Phoenix Wright Canadian Judge

…Canadian.


More Videos of Last Friday’s Show

July 13, 2009

Going through the video we shot of last friday’s show, I’ve found at least two more keepers – in the spirit of sharing, I’ve mixed the audio together with the direct line from the board and put them online.  I thought I’d make one post with all four videos.  In order:

No Crow, Scarecrow

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One of the first tracks on my album, this one came out pretty great, and I’m much happier with it than I was with the last recording we made at BrainWash.  The loop, in particular, really came through.

North Kinser

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I’ve listened to this a few times now, and I really dig what Dan played on this tune.  It was really in there, and the man gets pretty fantastic tone, especially considering that most of what you’re hearing is a direct signal (as opposed to a miked guitar).  Nice.

Oh, Brother

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Wow, Lindsay’s harmonies sound really great on this tune.

The Darkened Street

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A never-before-recorded tune, this is one I wrote a couple of years ago and brought out for the acoustic show.  I really like how Nervo sounds on his solo on this one.  Then again, I really like how Nervo sounds on all his solos.

Those’ll probably be the last videos I upload from this gig, but I’m really looking forward to recording future ones – it’s nice to hear how we’ve improved our performance from the first show to this one, and I have a feeling that we’ll continue to improve as we keep performing, which’ll be fun to watch (for me, anyway.  Heh).

So, send the videos around! Time to start writing charts and putting together the set for the big Rickshaw show on September 3rd. Hope your week is off to a good start!


Pollux and The Gun And Doll Show @ Great American

July 12, 2009

Luce Gun and Doll Pollux Great AmericanLast night Dan A. and I headed out to the Tenderloin to catch some live local music at the Great American Music Hall. I was really looking forward to it – Great American might be my new favorite place to see a show in SF, with a level of gilding that’d make Midas blush and a stage that’s bigger and easier to watch than The Independent.

I was also excited because the night had a great lineup – a Triple CD-Release party for three local groups. Though most of these bands probably released their records back in February or some crap – don’t get me started on the bizarre ubiquity of “CD Release Parties” these days.  Anyway.  Opening was Pollux, a rock outfit that I’d never heard but had heard good things about, then The Gun and Doll Show, who I have known about forever but never seen, and headlining was everyone’s favorite Bay Area AAA band Luce, though I didn’t wind up sticking around for their set (more on why later).

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Pollux started their set shortly after we arrived – the club was still in that “no one near the stage” early phase of the night, but shortly after Pollux let ‘er rip, everyone pushed up – always a good sign. They ripped into their set with gusto and energy, making their sound clear from the start – churning, epic rock music centered around powerful, wailing lead vocals.  Check out their MySpace page to get an idea of their sound.

The band is made up of four core members, only three of whom are identified on their site – Carey Head is the lead singer, guitarist, and keyboardist, Daniel Stevenson plays the bass, and they also had a dreamy-haired lead guitarist laying down some standard lead guitar stuff – you know, Step 1: trigger tremolo pedal, Step 2: sing lower-octave backup harmony, Step 3: turn off tremolo pedal, Step 4: hit boost, Step 5: Chorus!  He really solid, and played a pretty ripping solo halfway through the set.

And in the back is this drummer, a big bundle of energy joyously hitting the skins, grinning like a madman as he plays fill after fill, and I’m thinking, “hmm, this guy seems familiar,” so after the show I look him up and turns out it’s Kevin Webber, the drummer for Blue Rabbit!  Cool. He sounded great, and really brought the thunder to some of the set’s later, more rocking tunes.

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He's got a powerful head voice. Geddit? Head?

But back to the reason for the season – Carey Head.  Pollux’s bandleader and songwriter, Head leads straightaway with his strongest attribute – his seriously ridiculous voice. Crystal clear and with great technique – dude can sing. By far the most enjoyable part of Pollux’s set was listening to him let his voice go, wondering where he was gonna push it to next.  He was joined vocally by two female backup singers, as well as the lead guitarist, so on one of the later tunes in the set, they got a real full-on four-parter going that sounded pretty damn great.  I would have loved a big-ass, high energy vocal breakdown, but hey, I guess you can’t have everything.  Take a cue from En Vogue, though, guys – sometimes it’s time for a breakdown.

Pollux is a strong band, and they’re also clean, from their guitar tones to Carey’s epic, perfect vocals, to the arrangements, to the setlist.  In fact, what I wanted to hear from them was something weirder, for them to put down the perfect, radio-ready rock routine and do something dirty, loud, gross, spontaneous. Why so serious? Maybe put away the nice-guy flannel and put on some glow-in-the-dark shit or something, I dunno.

On their Myspace page, Pollux lists the band Ours among their influences, but (somewhat surprisingly) omits Muse.  I’ve always thought of Ours as a sort of shadow-version of  Muse – rocking, sure, and with a great lead singer, but lacking that feeling of craziness, that over-the-top showmanship that Muse has, particularly on the my favorite of their records, the stripped-down, balls-to-the-wall “Origin of Symmetry.“  The rockingness of that album, especially when taken alongside clips from Muse’s live tour from that same period… what Matt and company are doing there, the fury they unleash with their instruments, well, they’re a worldwide touring sensation for a reason.

And I know, I know, this is coming from me, a guy whose idea of a rocking show involves looping an acoustic guitar while playing melodica and clarinet. I’m not saying it’s easy, but if Pollux could just let loose a bit, swagger, and break some shit onstage (even if only metaphorically), they could go from being a strong, pro-level band with an American Idol-ready lead singer to a serious rock powerhouse with a lead singer who is way to fucking cool for American Idol.

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Rock on, guys, and don't give up on getting the audience to clap along in 13. They'll get it sooner or later.

The Gun and Doll Show

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Okay, so speaking of getting gross and breaking shit onstage, well… God.  The Gun and Doll Show. Okay. Maybe let’s start with some basic info?  They’re a local band, sort of punk burlesque Fosse girls kind of thing, led by singer/guitarist/songwriter Killian MacGeraghty.  And.. well… they put on what might have been the best damn rock show I’ve seen in San Francisco.  I mean, they got on stage, plugged in, and tore it down – it was never less than rad, and frequently bordered on “You’ve Got To Be Shitting Me.”  No joke.

Killian MacGeraghty Bicycle

Is that a bicycle on your shoulders, or are you just happy to see me?

The setup is this: Four dudes – MacGeraghty, along with Tom Gears, John Bearton, and Loren Routh, make up the standard rock band instrumentation – two guitarists, bass, drums, MacGeraghty kinda sing/yelling on vocals – standard stuff. Well, he came out holding a bycicle on his shoulders, but still.

In addition to the guys, three female vocalists are onstage most all of the time -  Susan Donaldson Ely, Lani Martin, and Jennifer Knight – and they are, frankly, incredible. Donaldson Ely in particular.  On top of that, three MORE hot-ass dancers come out every so often for a full-on, six-member choreographed dance routine.  Couple that with near-constant costume changes (Scary doctors! Cheerleaders!  Hot army chicks!  Football Players!  All-Black Punk-Hating Mods!) by not only the girls but also MacGeraghty (who at one point was slinking about the stage doing an endzone routine in full football pads) and you’ve got a gonzo experience that never gets boring.

About three songs in, I was loving the shit out of them, and I started actully listening to the music with my eyes closed. And for a second, I was thinking, “Okay, well musically speaking, this maybe isn’t really that interesting, it’s just that there are hot chicks on stage…” but then, they went into “Can You Feel It,” in the aforementioned football pads, ending the song by scrumming the women against Killian, yelling at one another “Power of a woman!”  “Power of a man!” it was badass. And more than that, the song was really cool.  After that came a new-wavy tune that sadly, isn’t featured on the new record (must be an older track), called “Automatic” or something, all group sing and four-on-the-floor, and the song just slayed me.

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Sexy Doctors! With more than a little hint of the B-52's too.

The energy level kept rising, rising, rising through the set, until we were all being legitimately rocked. Not “nodding your head along with the band” rocked, but “holy crap what is going on” rocked.  This does not happen often. When Susan Donaldson Ely came out and sang “Why I Hate Punks,” in formation with the other two singers, it was it was just crazy cool – like pissed-off Uma from My Super Ex-Girlfriend, finger pointed to the sky, raging about how much punks suck.  Unbelievable.  Like, everything I love about The Cock Ts (Sexy Choreography! Tongue in Cheek gender roles! Hating on punks who give you shit outside Amoeba!) coupled with a bitchin’ rock band and cranked up to 11.

Maybe the best thing I can say about TGADS is that I, broke-ass musician that I am, actually bought their CD after the show.  I’ve listened to some of it, and it sounds great, though doesn’t capture the energy of their live performance.  I suppose with a band like this, that’s a bit much to ask of an audio recording.  Anyway, you should buy a copy to support them, and go see them live – I can honestly say that you probably won’t have a better time at a show in this town.

Their closing number was a rock orgy, ending with all eight dancers bowing down before the drum set, and balls, it rocked so hard… so hard that I just couldn’t imagine a band following it.  I know Luce is really good, I’ve seen their show and enjoyed it, but I couldn’t get in the mindset to deal with their set in the aftermath of the guns and dolls.

So, shortly after they tore the stage down, it was hasta luego for me. It was really a hell of a night – Pollux was super solid, and The Gun And Doll Show just blew me away. I certainly felt like I got my money’s worth.

Gun and Doll Show Great American

Note to self: Hire six hot chicks to sing and dance in band. Also, always perform BEFORE The Gun and Doll Show.


Last Night’s Show @ Red Vic Sessions

July 11, 2009

Kirk and Nervo Red VicLast night, Lindsay, Nervo and I played a show at Ronnie Cato’s groovy acoustic showcase Red Vic Sessions. We took a brand-new tune (Down By The Water) out for a spin, re-worked the vocals for a couple of numbers to work with the just the three of us, and took the thing onstage.

Ronnie’s night at the Vic is a really cool thing – we managed to catch a few tunes from Oblio (who I couldn’t find online), which was a cool electronica male/female duo that had some definite echoes of The Postal Service in their sound. They also had a bunch of tiny little amps lining the front of the stage beneath their keyboard and drum machine, which was cool-looking. After them went the Jonathan Levi Band, and they sounded great, Levi’s vocals in particular. Give him a listen – good stuff!

We went through the usual set of tunes – songs from the record peppered by acoustic-only tracks like “The Darkened Street” and “North Kinser.” Most everything went off without a hitch, though there was a particularly exciting moment during “If You’re Feeling Out Of It” when the loop got screwy.  Man. It’s times like that when you discover what you’re made of, as a performer – so much of that tune, the big finish in particular, relies on having that loop going perfectly, and if the rhythm gets off, it’s a deal-breaker.

So in the middle of the tune, I’m aware that the loop has somehow gotten weird, and I’m singing the second chorus, thinking about whether I can re-build the loop during the outro… thinking… thinking… yeah, I think I can… okay, I’m gonna go for it! And lo and behold, I was able to rebuild the loop.  So, not something I’d shoot for in a performance or anything, but good to know that I can recover, if I need to.

We set up a video camera and recorded audio from the board, and after mixing stuff together, we got a couple keepers. The first was the instrumental tune “North Kinser,’ which features Dan Nervo playing a lovely solo:

And the other is the ballad off of The Exited Door entitled “Oh Brother,” which I thought sounded particularly great with Lindsay singing harmony (though don’t get me wrong, I love Dan A’s harmonies, too! Man, I know a lot of good singers):

Huge, HUGE thanks to all who came out – it was a big, friendly crowd, and we had a really good time performing for y’all. Also, thanks to Ronnie for being an awesome guy, being so helpful with the sound, and for hosting such a cool series. We got to chat some after the set, and it turns out he’s a classically trained clarinetist who is also a guitarist/songwriter – it was very cool to meet another woodwind player who’s following that path!  He’ll be playing his own material at the session on Friday, August 20th.

As for us, our next show most likely won’t be until the first big-ass, full-band show at the Rickshaw Stop on September 3rd. It’s gonna be a killer – the all-female choir Conspiracy of Venus will be opening, and the wonderful Blue Rabbit will be headlining.

Hope you all are having a great weekend!


Murfins and Burgalinks

July 10, 2009

tifi-sparetire1–There, I Fixed It– Following the example of all the various “user-submitted picture of funny thing” websites out there comes There, I Fixed it, a hilarious celebration of good old American-style DIY MacGyvering.  Hit the link to see some creative (and somewhat disturbing) uses for duct tape, as well as what is most likely the stupidest use of a power-strip I’ve ever seen in my life.

–My #1 Favorite Thing is Ranking Things– No, seriously, I think that might be my favorite thing.  That or debating the over/underratedness of things, which I guess is just sort of a subcatergory of ranking things.  Anyway, if you like to rank things as much as I do, then you should get in on the beta of flickchart.  I’m still waiting for my acceptance email, though maybe they somehow heard about how much I like to rank things, and decided that I’d overload their servers.

–Apparently, Mariah Couldn’t Deal Either– Via twitter, everyone’s favorite butterfly apologized to the nation for sucking during her performance of “I’ll be There” at MJ’s funeral.  The reason she cites? Having Michael’s body right there in front of her the whole time.  Well, yeah.  I said the same thing. It’s gotta be tough to perform when corpses enter the equation.

–The Reason She Matters– I’ve been trying to figure out why, ever since her surprise resignation speech last week, I’ve been so re-obsessed with Madame Palin, and just as I was putting my finger on it, Andrew Sullivan articulated it far more clearly than I ever could.  Basically, it’s about McCain, and about the fact that she was almost elected Vice President.  I mean, this person we’ve been watching melt down this past week could’ve been in charge of America right now.  It’s the stuff of nightmares, of Cormac McCarthy books.  We can’t just let it slide – there are questions that must be answered.

308ee_mj-plate-225x300–What is it, 1987?– Joe from Low Res (whose movie trailer tournament is entering its final stages – go vote!) pointed out what might be the most depressing MJ cash-in out there.  I mean, seriously, who the hell DOES sell commemorative plates anymore?  Is there anything sadder?  Maybe, like, a commemorative coin, like the ones they were selling when Barack got elected. But damn, I dunno.  Plates emblazoned with the image of a dancing Michael… just… so tacky.

–We Have Iggy Pop And Blah Blah Blah– Man, I’ve undergone a cosmic shift in my enthusiasm for music/guitar video games.  Only eight months ago or so, I was espousing theories about how they would be a transformative force for music and games, and now, when I see the Guitar Hero 5 Track List, I could not give less of a flying shit. Can’t we just download tracks now?  Why the hell do we need a new game every year? It’s not like the hardware is going to be any different.  Just… like… can’t we play “Lust for Life” or “All Along The Watchtower” in one of these games already?  Jeez.  Bored now.

–Fugly Is The New Pretty– I’m sure that you know all about Go Fug Yourself, right?  You do, right?   You don’t?  Then what are you still doing here? Go check it out!  And you’re welcome.  My favorite posts are their imagined dialogues based on pictures of more than one person, like this recent one of the odd pairing of Cate Blanchett and Megan Fox.  Haaa.

–Leaving the Entourage– Alan Sepinwall’s seen the first few eps of the new season of Entourage (AKA the dumbest non-procedural show on television), and he’s had enough.  I’m right there with him. When was the last time that show was even funny? Who even cares anymore?  What was happening last season?  Some stuff with a movie, and maybe the Ramones or something, and… were they trying to change things up?  Was Vince not getting jobs? God. I just can’t care. At least this’ll free up time for Alan to write his awesome rewind reviews of The Wire.

tennis–Since You Wanted To Read The Best Thing Ever– I love Cary Tennis’ advice column on Salon, “Since You Asked,” like, this much (waves arms around). Going through the archives, it’s clear that by now, if you’ve got a question about your life, chances are Cary’s dealt with it, usually on more than one occasion.  This week’s column had a particularly amazing letter, sent by a busy mom who wants to learn the guitar but isn’t sure if she has time.  The letter itself is wonderfully written, refreshingly self-aware, and full of beautiful, simple language about the joys of music, and Cary’s response zeroes right in on the heart of the matter in equally cool fashion.

–Well, Someone’s Screaming– …but I think it might just be my overloaded awesome receptors.  Yesterday, I finished up my second “Albums Rediscovered” post, and in doing so, found some YouTube clips of the Screaming Headless Torsos playing live back in the 90’s.  The one below is of the tune “Smile and a Wave,” which shreds as hard live as it does in the studio.  Gene Lake is playing drums, and that’s Daniel Sadownick, I believe, playing percussion.  Keep a fire extinguisher handy, cuz your monitor’s gonna ignite:

I’m performing tonight (Friday) at Ronnie Cato’s Red Vic Sessions in the Haight at 10:00 – I’ll be joined by Lindsay and Nervo, it’s gonna be way fun.  Hope to see you there – have a great weekend!


So I Think This Is Why I Love This Show

July 9, 2009
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Booyah.

Okay, okay, fine, I’ll stop with the stupid “So You Think” wordplay in the titles of these posts.  It’s just that it’s so original, and hilarious!

Last night’s episode of SYTYCD was the best yet – there was some really great stuff, and a couple of routines that gave me the “hell yeahs” that I’ve gotten in previous seasons.  I don’t have too many specific thoughts – I thought Kayla was incredibly strong throughout, Brandon and Janette’s tango was ridiculously clean, Evan isn’t as strong as Randi (though his Hip-Hop was surprisingly good), and I’m pretty sure that Caitlin and Jason will go home, though Evan might, too.

The thing I wanted to talk about, really, was Wade Robson’s fucking awesome jazz routine.  Holy crap, that worked for me on every level – the music was rad, the costumes were perfect, the attitude was groovy, and Brandon and Janette just nailed it to the wall.  I had heard this week that Wade was one of Michael Jackson’s original young friends – he testified (maybe not in court, though) on Michael’s behalf during one of the trials, and was around when Macaulay Culkin was also spending a lot of time at Neverland.  He also turns up in some of MJ’s videos, and it was through Michael that he got his start in dance. That whole story made me more interested in the guy and the rest of his story, so I looked him up.

Turns out, he’s totally the shit, and turns up everywhere – he choreographed a bunch of ‘N Sync’s live routines (and anyone who caught them on TV knows that the dancing was without question the best part of the show), and he also did Britney’s badass video for Slave 4 U, which I recall as being her last great video, and also possibly the weirdest.  Not bad.

And really – his routines for SYTYCD so far have been outta sight. If you’re still a doubter about this show, check out the video of last night’s jazz routine (skip to about 1:20 for the actual dancing):

Hell.  Yeah.  THAT’S why I watch this show. For more detailed, thoughtful analysis of the dancers, as usual, I direct you to Vance’s great post at Tapeworthy, and to Joe at Low Resolution, who usually has a round-table up later in the day.


Albums, Rediscovered (Pt. 2)

July 9, 2009

buried-treasureLooking at my listening habits over the past few years, it is clear that while sailing the Seas of Music, somewhere along the way I came up against the Great White Shark of Limited Storage Space. Fortunately, I just got a bigger boat. About a week ago I bought a shiny new 32GB iPhone 3GS.  It is indeed as awesome as they say – the faster speeds, the 3G network, the video capability… all of these things are really great upgrades from my previous first-gen phone. However, the biggest, most welcome change of all is the massively increased storage space.

I’ve never had an iPod with this much space, and I’ve crammed it with, like, every album I’ve listened to in the last ten years. Amazing. Anyway, I thought I’d put together a list of the albums I’ve been re-listening to – it’s in two parts, Part One is A-L, Part Two is M-Z.

I highly recommend giving all of them a listen – I’d put in links, but Google will tell you how to get a copy, should you want to, and they’re all on iTunes, as well.

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15777129_leviathanwf3Mastodon – “Leviathan”

Man, as much as I dig “Crack the Skye,” I gotta say, I think that this one is still my favorite.  For some reason, I like prog bands most when they’re out to prove something, and this record feels like these guys were out to prove, basically, that they rocked fucking harder than anything ever.  They may have the most appropriate band name of all time.

Team_Boo-Mates_of_State_480Mates of State – “Team Boo”

Dudes, it has taken me a loooong time to come around to the Mates.  I got them on a fervent recommendation, I know tons of people who worship them, and from minute one, it was clear that they were a really skilled, interesting band.  But the music, for a long time, was too tense, too much of a high-wire act – I was all too aware that there were only two of them, at how impressive what they were pulling off was…  Anyway, now that I’m returning to this album, I’m much more comfortable while listening, and think I’m going to pick up their new one.

B0000296PM.09.LZZZZZZZMichael Brecker – “Time is of the Essence”

I always get the feeling that this is an overlooked Brecker album – it’s not as freak-outy as his stuff with Randy, not as genre-defining as Tales from the Hudson, and not as instrumentally diverse as, like, Wide Angles or American Dreams.  But I love this album – in particular the tunes on which Bill Stewart plays.  Rennaissance Man is just the funkiest, man.  Awesome.

6-1222485219Mr. Bungle – “California”

I had some friends a while back who lived in Eau Claire, Wisconsin (I met them at Shell Lake Jazz Camp), and one year I spent New Year’s Eve with them.  It was so, so much fun – and one of my main memories is of driving from the Twin Cities (where I was staying) back to Eau Claire with them, listening to Mr. Bungle’s self-titled debut album.  It is some weird shit – Mike Patton really went off, and it was all a bit scatalogical for my tastes.  However, I picked up a copy, and then later their second record, “California,” and I’m glad I did.  The songs are waaay more focused, and there’s some truly incredible shit going on.  “Aris Moriendi” and “Retrovertigo” in particular are just amazing tracks.

Electric_Version-The_New_Pornographers_480The New Pornographers – “Electric Version”

For a long time, I was obsessed with “Twin Cinema,” and it wasn’t until I had the storage space that I went back to this album and realized that I honestly might like it even more.  It’s more aggressive than Cinema, though lacking in the sort of next-level writing that AC Neuman was doing on the later album, and while it doesn’t have a “Sing Me Spanish Techno” or a “Use It,” I gotta say that for whatever reason, I like the flow of the material better on this record.  Plus, it’s wicked fun to drum to.

bluestruthOliver Nelson – “The Blues And The Abstract Truth”

Classics are classics for a reason.  I hadn’t listened to this record for a while, but coming back to it is like coming back home.  I was obsessed with this disc in high school, and haven’t forgotten a note of it – Freddie sounds so sick, it’s ridiculous, and I have a new-found appreciation for Oliver’s strange, melodic solos.  He was a genius of the highest order, and I want to play more of his music.

HardGrooveRoy Hargrove – “Hardgroove”

One of the most fun records I have, I hadn’t listened to this in YEARS before the advent of the new iPhone.  But man, I kinda can’t believe it – I mean, a jazz/hip-hop jam hosted by Roy, featuring Erikah, Q-Tip, MeShell, ?uestlove, Common, D’Angelo, and a ton of the best young funk players in Houston?  Even with the kinda lame name “The RH Factor,” holy crap, that’s a lineup.  Wicked fun from beginning to end, this record lives up to its title.

ryanhell1Ryan Adams – “Love is Hell”

I originally bought this in two parts (as it was originally released) – and part one was my first Ryan Adams record.  When I got it, the dude at Virgin Records said, “You should really get Gold, it’s way better than this.”  Well, Dude At Virgin Record Store, while I really do like Gold, I’m not so sure you’re right.  Especially once part two came out, and the whole album came together – there’s some pretty amazing shit on here.  “Thank You, Louise,” “I See Monsters,” “My Blue Manhattan,” and of course the famous cover or “Wonderwall.”  It’s a strong album, and one of my favorites of his.  Strange, but beautiful.

screaming1995Screaming Headless Torsos – “Screaming Headless Torsos”

One of the most balls-to-the-wall shredding albums I own.  More shredding, in its way, than say, Vital Tech Tones or anything that the G3 has done. Dave Fiuczynski is a complete madman – there’s nothing like his slipping, sliding, screeching fretless guitar.. it’s, like… okay.  You know in Gremlins 2, when the one gremlin becomes a bolt of lightening?  Dave’s playing is pretty much exactly like that. “Smile and a Wave,” man.  Hell yeah. Also, I just checked and I spelled Fiuczynski right on my first try.  Booyah! Also, I’m pretty sure that JoJo Mayer is playing drums on this album, and holy crap.  Later stuff with Gene Lake is also amazing, but I can’t get over JoJo’s playing on this record, “Word to Herb” in particular.  Chops, man.  What’s also pretty outstanding is that the album cover features an actual headless torso that is screaming.

album-marvins-marvelous-mechanical-museumTally Hall – “Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum”

Had it not been for “The OC,” I never would have heard of this (awesome) album.  Let me explain.  In an episode of the show, Tally Hall, a previously (and currently) unknown band from Michigan, did an A Capella version of a Killers song. In his recap, Jacob at TWoP mentioned that they were one of his favorite bands at the moment.  Intrigued, I checked them out, and really enjoyed what I heard (the song “Good Day”), so I got their album.  And really dug it!  A bunch of talented dudes who got together at college and had as much fun as possible making an album, it’s far from the most mature expression of musicl vision I’ve ever heard, but it’s totally fun, legitimately funny, and has some really great writing.  I’m not sure what these guys are up to at the moment, but they certainly made one really good album.  “Banana Man,” indeed.

They Might Be Giants – “Every Album They Ever Made”

I think I’ve been over this.

8491-pawn-shoppe-heartThe Von Bondies – “Pawn Shoppe Heart”

Another band that made one amazing album and then kinda fell off the face of the earth (well, after getting punched in the face).  The Dans saw these guys at The Independent a little while ago and said that they still sounded great, though they’d changed quite a bit of their lineup.  This album was, I believe, a bit of a shocker to anyone who knew the band – I guess that they kinda didn’t play that well for a while, then got in the shed, worked their shit out, and put out this record.  Well, whatever – “Pawn Shoppe Heart” fucking kills. Jason Stollsteimer just belts that shit out, and the combination of him yelping over the Blondie-esque female vocals works every time. It’s a drag that he’ll go down in history as “The Dude Who Got His Ass Kicked By Jack White That One Time,” because he’s a totally great player, writer, and singer.  I guess my writing that just now didn’t help things.

20070811094518!Apple_VenusXTC – “Apple Venus Volume 1″

This album takes me back to college, though I bought it way back in high school.  When I was in High School, I was not cool enough to be listening to XTC on my own – I only got the album because I heard “Green Man” on the radio and thought it was awesome, then I heard “I’d Like That” on the same station (92.3, coming through!), and though “Hmm.  This band sounds pretty cool!”  I dug the album well enough, but it wasn’t until years later, when I had a chance to really listen, that I got just how amazing these guys really are.  I have plenty more of their records these days, but this one remains my favorite – I can’t believe I hadn’t listened to it in so long.


I Want Sibelius 6 SO… BAD.

July 8, 2009
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Want.

You guys.  I’m seriously.  I have been a Sibelius user for a long, loooong time, and I just don’t know how they do it.  Every year or two, they come out with a new version, and each time, it comes with one feature that is so revolutionary, so time-savingly awesome, that I can’t believe I lived without it.

In the beginning, there was the (at the time) brand new Sibelius 2.  I was in college, and just starting arranging class, and it had become clear that my handwriting just wasn’t going to cut it.  Gary Lindsay, our badass arranging prof, would bust your assignments down a grade if they were written sloppily, and as anyone who has seen my music notation can attest, well, I was in trouble.  Like, my music handwriting makes David Baker’s charts look like the work of freakin’ Tannia May. (Damn. That just may be the nerdiest thing I’ve ever written.  Which is saying something.)

Well, Sibelius changed all of that.  The minute I got my hands on the program, I knew I’d be hooked for life – the speed with which it was possible to input notes, the ability to copy/paste, the fact that the score extrapolated your parts for you… well.  It was amazing. When we did our end-of-term big band arrangements, I remember most of my non-Sibelius-using friends pulling all-nighters while writing out each of their 18 parts by hand, while I was taking my time with the arrangement, exporting the parts and cleaning them… taking ‘er easy.  The next morning I was well-rested and confident that my parts matched my score.  I have no doubt that my smugness was sickening.

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“Dear Diary…”

July 7, 2009

Jayne Reads Simon's Diary

“Today, I was pompous, and my sister was crazy.”

(turns page)

“Today, we were kidnapped by hill-folk, never to be seen again.
It was the best day ever.”


“Middlesex” the TV Show?

July 7, 2009

middlesexIn an afternoon dominated by a strange funeral and pocked by other, smaller bits of bad/weird news, I almost forgot to mention that I came across a rumor on the pop-culture site Pajiba (whose writer, in turn, heard it from B&C’s website) that Jeffrey Eugenides’ fantastic novel Middlesex is – allegedly – being considered by HBO for adaptation into an hourly TV series.  To which I say, “Hell Yes!”

Assuming that the personnel rumors are true, I don’t know how Rita Wilson will do as an executive producer, though I do know that she produced “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” which is sort of like the lite, romantic comedy version of Middlesex, if that makes sense. So, that could be great!

And despite the rumored presence of Donald Margulies as head writer, I hope that Eugenides himself will be around as a writer or producer, as well.  In the novel, his incredibly well-crafted and personable narrator created a palpable sense of place, particularly during the bits set in 1980’s Detroit, and hopefully they’ll be able to get that transferred to the screen as faithfully as possible. Then again, if anyone other than Eugenides would get it right, seems seems like it’d be someone like Margulies, so… very cool.

With the right cast and timeslot, this could make for a fascinating, epic show.  When The Wire, The Sopranos, and Deadwood all went off the air (and John from Cincinnatti flopped), it felt like everyone was mourning the end of the golden age of HBO, but I dunno… In Treatment, True Blood, Big Love, the long-awaited pacific-themed follow up to Band of Brothers, and now Middlesex?

Sounds like a pretty killer line-up to me.


I Was Watching The MJ Memorial…

July 7, 2009

…and it was such a spectacle, so many people mourning his passing, a fairly tasteful and cool video montage, Stevie Wonder’s voice breaking as he sings, near tears… wow, this was some intense stuff.

And then, the camera cut away, and I realized…

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…yikes. This isn’t for me.


Palin’s Full-Court Press Metaphor, Diagrammed

July 7, 2009

Tommy Craiggs at Deadspin knows no fear, diagramming what may have been the most tortured metaphor in Palin’s resignation speech last Friday:

“Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me – sports… basketball. I use it because you’re naïve if you don’t see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can WIN. And I’m doing that – keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities – smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it’s time to pass the ball – for victory.”

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Har har.  (Via)


Crazy Times For an MJ Tribute Band

July 7, 2009

Who's Bad Michael Jackson Tribute BandLast week, a day or so after the news broke that Michael Jackson had died, my friend Nick, a super-burning drummer who went to UMiami with me (I know – a super-burning drummer who went to school with me? Shocker!), started posting some strange Facebook updates.  “Out front of the club – press is EVERYWHERE.  Shit is nuts!” Or, “Sold out two more nights at the 9:30 club, this is crazy.” In addition to that, there would be, like, 25 comments on each post, saying things like “That’s awesome man – you guys are gonna be rocking it from here on out.”

At first, it didn’t register – I knew he had played drums in the metal band Morrison Poe, and thought that maybe MoPoe had gotten signed, or something, but it seemed too …sudden?  And then I finally figured it out – somehow or another, Michael Jackson had to be involved.

A little bit of googling later, I found out that Nick now plays drums for Who’s Bad, billed as the “Ultimate Michael Jackson Tribute Band.”  They certainly look ultimate – I’m guessing that if Nick is playing drums, they at least sound pretty damn good, too.  I played in a cover band with him down in Miami, and it was a flippin blast – the dude kills.

The group is clearly made up of a bunch of pros – Nick’s presence on the drums, as well as the quality the music on their demo reel shows off a universally high level of musicianship. Naturally, though, the real heart of any Michael Jackson tribute band is, of course, the “Michael.”  In this case, singer and MJ-impersonator Joseph Bell does the honors, and really looks, sounds, and dances the part.  He’s got the entire act, spanning Michael’s whole career, down to a science.  In a recent interview with the Baltimore Sun, band manager/saxophonist Vamsi Tadepalli says that they’ve been through four Michael Jacksons, and that Joseph is their most recent, and probably the longest-standing, since the group’s inception in 2003.

It’s fascinating how this sort of thing works – there are certainly tribute bands around these parts, as well (though most of them are chick-fronted 70’s hard rock bands a la AC/DShe and Zeparella), but I’ve never been around for the death of a “tributed individual,” and certainly not one as big as Michael Jackson (though I suppose that goes without saying). Michael hadn’t performed in years, so really, Who’s Bad was as good as anyone was gonna get anyway, but now that he’s gone, it’s pretty intense for them that they’re really the only Michael Jackson experience left.

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Joseph Bell is Michael.

There is another side to it – a certain shame associated with tribute bands, with being a part of a musical endeavor that has to literally ape the entire output, both musical and extra-musical, of another artist, in order to get a gig. And when watching the (pre-MJ’s death) promotional video from Who’s Bad, it’s tough not to get a little bit of that.  Something circusy, and vaguely creepy, when the lead singer puts on an afro wig and sings “I Want You Back” like young Michael did with the Jackson five.

But I dunno. At their heart, these are guys (and one guy in particular) who love Michael Jackson, and they perform his music with joy and love, sharing it with as many people as they can.  And that’s pretty damn cool.  I mean, watch this short clip of a live show in Nashville for a while back – it’s hard not to be won over by the dorky charm and enthusiasm on display.  What’s more, if we’re being honest, there was something creepy about when Michael sang “I Want You Back,” so really, any tribute band kind of has a duty to recreate that creepiness.  Okay, that was a stretch, but you know what I’m saying.

Michael Jackson’s music is just so awesome, so much fun, that I’ll bet that five minutes (and a couple of drinks) into a Who’s Bad set, any qualms a person may have with look- and sound-aliking go straight out the window.  The King may be dead, but the party continues – there are so many enormously talented musicians out there who love Michael that his music will doubtless be performed for decades to come. And that can only be a good thing.

I have a feeling that Who’s Bad is gonna have a pretty awesome year.

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Who, indeed?


My Favorite They Might Be Giants Lyrics

July 6, 2009

In addition to being able to carry more music with me in general, a side-effect of having increased portable music-player storage space is that I can finally take my entire They Might Be Giants collection everywhere I go.  No more weighing various albums, going with older volumes just because they’re classic, cherry-picking songs from records… I finally have the entirety of my music collection’s giant-y goodness with me at all times.

I’ve had a really good time re-visiting their entire catalog, remembering what makes this band so special for me.  Their music is so free, so unpretentiously groovy, but even more than that, their lyrics? Are amazing.

I thought I’d compile a list of my favorites from among John and John’s many amazing lines and refrains.

Without further ado:

Murfins and Burglars Top 15 They Might Be Giants Lyrics

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Nice Guy Trio: “Root Exchange” @ CMC

July 4, 2009

5415_826293274516_2513264_47491201_5430027_nLast night I caught my buds the Nice Guy Trio doing the second show of their monthly series “Root Exchange” at the SF Community Music Center.  The NGT is Darren Johnston on trumpet, Rob Reich on accordion, and Daniel Fabricant on bass – they play a loose, wonderfully swinging avant-street thing, with some pretty freewheeling playing anchored by really focused writing.  Darren contributes the majority of the compositions – his tune “Ducci Calypso” (written for his cat, though I believe the cat’s name is “Ducci,” not “Ducci Calypso,” hee), is always a showstopper, and the guys have gotten the quick trading that goes on in that tune down to a science.  I’m a sucker for the circle of 5ths, and the second half of that tune doubles as, like, a circle of 5ths workout routine.  Daniel and Rob contribute some really tasty compositions, as well – I’m still honored to have been a member of the first band to play “Fabby’s Footsteps.”  Though I like how the Nice Guys do it better (that modulation blows my hair back every time, guys).

This is the trio’s second year doing a “Root Exchange” series – last year was at the Red Poppy Art House.  The concept behind the series is that each month, the band plays with a special guest or two, adding various instruments to their own compositions while also playing tunes written by the guest artists.  Last night featured two local saxophonists, Evan Francis, an alto/reed player whose ultra-burning flute playing I really enjoyed during Adam Theis’s Hip-Hop Symphony a few months back, and Kasey Knudsen (who also played on Adam’s show) on alto and tenor.  I hadn’t heard Kasey play much outside of a section, and I really dug her style a lot – very vertical, with a big, rich tone.  I heard a lot of Konitz in there, and it worked really well with the flighty style of the Nice Guys.  Add in Evan on alto (and, on his own tunes, flute and clarinet), as well as  Rob’s accordion more on the “horn” end of the horn/rhythm spectrum, and the group got a sort of small chamber-ensemble sound that was really cool.

In addition to playing his ass off, Evan’s compositions sounded effing great – he writes these jarring, parallel horn voicings, sort of like how Gil Evans would do, but… pointier?  His closing tune, a calypso that sounded a bit like Ducci got dropped on its head, got into a really jangly, dissonant space that totally did it for me.  Kasey’s site says that she’s doing a bunch of playing with Spaceheater, as well as Evan’s own group and the Noah Lemish Quintet coming up – check her site for dates, I bet that it’s hard to go wrong with any of them!

So, anyway – it was a really good show.  The Trio is playing the first Friday of every month through October, with a different guest each week – I’ll absolutely be at the next one (August 7th, with Peter Jaques guesting on clarinet and truba (not a typo, look it up), and you should come, too!  They play at 8:00, and the cover is $10 – well worth it for two sets of great original jazz with no bar or audience noise distracting from the music.

What’s more, as my grandma would say, they’re just such nice boys.

Nice Guy Trio Root Exchange #2


Sarah Palin Resigns?

July 3, 2009

Wow. According to the AP, Sarah Palin is resigning as governor of Alaska.  In her words:

“Once I decided not to run for re-election, I also felt that to embrace the conventional Lame Duck status in this particular climate would just be another dose of politics as usual, something I campaigned against and will always oppose,” Palin said in a statement released by her office.

“It is my duty to always protect our great state. With that in mind, my family and I determined that it is best to make a difference this summer, and I am willing to change things, so that this administration, with its positive agenda, its accomplishments, and its successful road to an incredible future, can continue without interruption and with great administrative and legislative success,” she said. (via)

OMG what horseshit. The upshot is that we’re about to go all Moose-Crazy again, which has got to be the goal here, but in the long run, I can’t see this as anything other than a bonehead move.  No effing way she is a serious contender for the White House in 2012.

And just as a side note, I’d like to offer a timeline of the events of today: First her intra-office campaign emails leak, then Sullivan mocks her, then I link to him, and two hours later she resigns her office.

In other words, I totally made Sarah Palin resign.

You’re welcome.

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Give me a fucking break, lady. Tina Fey's busy enough as it is.